Green Thinking for the Average Joe » free http://www.ecojoes.com Environmental news, eco-friendly experiments, and green mess Tue, 13 Jul 2010 12:07:20 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Free Water Test http://www.ecojoes.com/free-water-test/ http://www.ecojoes.com/free-water-test/#comments Sat, 13 Mar 2010 17:30:27 +0000 ecojoe http://www.ecojoes.com/?p=792

Water. Agua. The big H2O. The universal solvent. One of our most important natural resources. Some even dare to say that without water, we would die. But do you know how safe your water is?

Welp, if not, then here’s a free way to test your water. Just CLICK ON THIS LINK and you’ll be whisked away to an Internet webpage whereupon you can order a free water test.

Just fill out the form (selecting “Order Free Water Test” under “Reason for Contact”) and you’ll be on your way to the peace of mind that only a water test can give you.

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rainforest-sticker
Do you like rainforests? Do you want to show your support for keeping them around?

If you answered “Heck yeah” to both these questions, then you’re in luck. Simply glide your mouse pointer over THIS LINK and click it with all your might.

Just remember, the sticker won’t help out the rainforests. All it does is show you care ’bout them; the rest is up to you, good sir/madam.

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Good news for everyone. The “Feel Your Boobies” Foundation is giving away FREE stickers this week!

Each sticker is 3″x5″, and reminds you to feel your boobies. I guess it’s for breast cancer prevention, but there are other good reasons to do this regularly.

So click THIS LINK ROTCH HUR to get a free “Feel Your Boobies” sticker now! Offer only valid this week.

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Hot dang, it’s been nigh on a month since I last posted on here, back when perhaps the greatest human being of all time went to go join the Great Spirit in the Sky.

Anyhoo, some of you may be familiar with the Lorax, a fanciful creature who “speaks for the trees”, straight from the warped mind of Dr. Seuss, PhD. Here’s your chance to get a free PDF of an activity book featuring this true eco-hero.

Just CLICK ON THIS LINK to go and get your free copy of it! Go on, I won’t watch, honest I won’t.

Last, but not least, if you’ve got an attention span longer than mine, you may want to take a peek at this Lorax cartoon, which looks like it was made in the ’70s, based on my expert opinion.

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NO TOTES FOR YOU
Edit: I received an email from the owner of the site that was giving away bags. It turns out that their sponsor backed out at the last second. So no bags for anyone :( If you want a free tote, try this. I do apologize for any inconvenience.

Remember, all these free tote bags don’t do any good unless you actually bring them to the store and use them instead of plastic bags, so get on that!

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I saw this and got all excited. Who wouldn’t want to use a free tote bag instead of flimsy plastic bags?! Then I saw that it’s not exactly free, but still pretty dang close. Here’s how to get a “free” tote bag from some woman named Rachel Ray:

1. Buy a Kraft Foods brand product from this list.

2. Scrawl your name and address on a 3×5 card. Sound out any big words.

3. Stuff that card and your original receipt (with the Kraft Foods brand item’s price circled) in an envelope.

4. Send that envelope to:
Every Day with Rachael Ray Magazine
16 East 34th Street
14th Floor
New York, NY 10016
Attn: Kraft Foods Promotion

5. Twiddle thumbs and prepare for the imminent arrival of a free reusable tote bag that’ll allow you to quit using disposable plastic bags.

You can only get one free bag per household. Also, this offer is only valid during May, so don’t delay, act today!

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Free mater seeds!!
Here’s a quick way to get free tomato seeds from Campbell’s soup.

Grab a can of condensed soup from Campbell’s, and head over to this site.

Enter in the code it asks for, fill in your address, and voila, your free tomato seeds are on their way!

ALSO, while you’re there, click on the GROW button to donate.

That’s it for today; check back tomorrow for the Carnival of the Green, hosted by yours truly.

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Money Cash CFLsI’ll keep this short and sweet… you can get a FREE Compact Fluorescent Light Bulb this week. How, you might ask?

I might answer, the GE Energy-saving light bulbs are on sale at Target for $1. Use this $1 off coupon and ka-chow, you can be saving electricity with your new free CFL bulb.

No money down, no excuses. Just do it and start saving energy and money today.

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Watery car
Step right up, folks. We’ve already seen how to get a free tote bag. And also how to win a free Smart Fortwo. But what about a contest where you have a chance to win both?

Fret not, for Purex has THIS CRAZY CONTEST where you can win these very things. All you have to do is come up with a jawsome, eco-friendly tote bag design and submit it to their contest before May, 2009.

You can win cash-money, a free tote bag, or a Smart Fortwo. I’m ’bout to enter the contest myself; I strongly suggest you do the same.

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CLICK HERE to get them. Good luck, sir or madam.

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