Perchance, as you check out in a grocery store, you’ve stopped and wished that you had a reusable cloth bag to put your groceries in, instead of flimsy plastic bags. Once you’ve unpacked all your groceries at your abode, you look around and fight back tears as you take in the mountain of empty plastic bags. Is there no way to avoid all that plastic clutter?
Maybe you’ve heard that a lot of people are using reusable tote bags, but you can’t afford one. But wait; if you can afford “free”, then you can afford a reusable cloth bag. Here’s how:
Click HERE to take a short conservation quiz. If you finish it successfully, you’ll be sent a free reusable tote bag in June. So get ready to kiss your plastic bag proliferation problem goodbye.
April 4th, 2008 at 10:56 am
can I get them in a different design rather than that one?
April 4th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Trust me, that is a good design for you.
April 6th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
what exactly does “finish it successfully” mean? finish it?
~holla
April 6th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
You gots to get a certain number of the answers right before they give you a bag.
April 7th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
just an FYI,
the quiz is hella easy. the answers are intentionally made obvious by the way they’re phrased.
holla at ur boi, obv.
April 7th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
now these tote bags. are they anything like douche bags?
April 8th, 2008 at 1:30 am
no need for the drama-bomb, homer.
we’re all on the same side here!
April 8th, 2008 at 7:55 am
I’m starting to think this isn’t the real Homer Simpson
April 8th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
homer simpson not to be confused with homo. if I see you carry one of those tote bags I will surely say. well what do you know look at that hippie douche bag carry his hippie tota bag.
but check this out the plastic bag has many uses.
1. cheap tote bag
2. man purse
3. put over kid’s head
4. put dog poo in it.
5. glove to pick up the dog poo to put in bag (requires 2 bags)
6. a balloon.
7. cheap condoms
8. instead of wraping paper. put gift in bag, tie bag up.
9. porta pottie
happy plastic!
April 9th, 2008 at 7:48 am
Even Homer Simpson knows the importance of reusing plastic bags. Good job. I shall add onto the list:
10. temporary aquarium
11. Halloween mask
12. very thin boxing gloves
April 9th, 2008 at 9:24 am
13. shoe “gloves”. put on shoe. put bag over shoe. walk on or in water.
April 9th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
14. blurry goggles
15. mini-parachute
16. on-the-go diaper
April 9th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
17. This man wins!
http://alp.truckandbarter.com/archives/2005/01/bag_man_having_time_of_his_lif.html
April 9th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Great find - and good post too. Is $0.99 too much for anyone? That’s what my local charges for a reusable bag… which I use in combination with freebies from tradeshows!
April 9th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Hey, where are these “tradeshows” that you speak of?