Around where I live, there’s lots of roadkill that can be seen each and every day, including deer, squirrels, opossums, and even the occasional caterpillar. My vision stays blurry while I drive because of the constant flow of tears caused by the pointless deaths of these noble animals.
Hopefully this free bumper sticker will remind other drivers to slow down and be on the lookout for animals crossing the road instead of, in a morbid ironic twist, distracting drivers and thereby causing them to run over even more hapless creatures.
Anyhoo, if you click the picture above, you will be well on your way to being a proud owner of a gen-u-ine bumper sticker. So godspeed to you, and help spread the message that people needs to be careful and not run over any animals (or small children).
June 19th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
I do not run over animals. but I will sure run over hippies like you with hippy bumper stickers like that.
June 19th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
I ain’t scurred, Cartman, bring it.
June 30th, 2008 at 3:47 am
I’m with you Ecojoe. Last Sunday the 29th on my way to Church I witnessed a tragedy. A little fox terrier was racing across a road to three boys calling him and a motorist in the opposite direction hit the poor little dog. His heaad was struck leaving him on the ground not moving. The speed limit for the road was 45 mph but i think that the car was actually going faster. The fact that Mr. Cartman makes the comment he did is just one more example of the how de-sensitized our society has become. The good news is that when Mr. Cartman dies his poor attitude will die with him. The bad news is that mounerners will probably give him more attention than the animals he curses, whom God has assigned us all to watch over.
Who says life is fair?
Vinnie ‘The Mad Italian’.
July 13th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
so today I drove around saw a bunch of animals that didn’t make it. then I saw a sedan showing not just 1 but 3 annoying bicycles who’s boss. no ambulance so I think they were ok. but three cop cars where surrounding the area each cop was assigned to beat up each of the bicyclists telling them if they can’t bike 50 miles an hour get the heck off the freagin road.
July 13th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Did the bicyclists respect their authoritah?
August 9th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
oh yeah. ecojoe if you disagree with my speed racer name. let’s talk to your secretary, Venessa, about using names on the internet.
-Speed Racer, Racing off into the night.