Hut hut hike! It’s almost Super Bowl time, and for many o’ us, that means going to a party to watch “The Big Game”. All too often, this means a lot of trash and wasted energy. Make sure you don’t get penalized for roughing the Earth by following these helpful Super Bowl party hints.
Kick an Extra Point with Online Invitations!
Instead of throwing a desperate Hail Mary of paper invitations to people to your Super Bowl party, throw a quick shovel pass of an online invitation (much higher completion rate), through email or Facebook or what have you. This will cut down on paper waste, as well as speed up how soon they receive your invitation.
Don’t Let Your Environment get Sacked by a Blitz of Trash!
- Don’t use disposable plates/cups/forks/chop sticks. Serve people with reusable plates and cups.
- Recycle any bottles or cans that there be. Make sure people know about this, so they don’t just automatically toss their can into the trash.
- Decorate with reusable decorations. That way you can use them each year to bring joy to people, instead of having them sit in a landfill.
Choose First-String Food!
The Super Bowl is for all the marbles; don’t let the benchwarmer food into this game!
- Serve local food. Check your local farmer’s market or local food store.
- Avoid food with way too much packaging. Go for the food that’s naked and ready!
- If you want, serve vegetarian food. It takes a lot less energy to get a pound of vegetables than a pound of meat. Plus, it’s healthier!
Warning: Green Super Bowl Tips for Eco Pro-Bowlers
- Don’t watch the Super Bowl on an energy-sucking TV; listen to it on a low-watt radio, or better yet, just ask people the next day who won.
- Don’t buy any food. Instead, at halftime, go outside to forage in your yard/woods for any edible roots or grubs.
- Power of imagination. Set your brain lose, and just imagine the entire Super Bowl. Anything can happen! Another “wardrobe malfunction”! A crazy 4th quarter comeback! Streakers running all over the field! That player you hate gets injured!
Hopefully, this playbook of how to have a green Super Bowl party has got you fired up and ready to give 110%. Remember, when it comes to helping out the environment (and saving you some money), EcoJoes is ready to take the handoff and score a touchdown! (or else fumble miserably as the crowd boos)













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January 30th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Are you kidding me? What a JOKE! Wait; this IS a joke, right? Just for this thing even being up I'm throwing all my beer bottles in the garbage!!!!
January 30th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
If you do that, the next thing to be thrown in your garbage will be you, so help me god.
January 30th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
If you do that I will throw my beer bottles in the garbage too. So help me god!
January 30th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Psh, you'll be sleeping in some compost then. PERMANENTLY
January 30th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
if u want 1 bottle instead of a lot buy a 40 and po it out fo homies then break bottle angrily in recylcle bin
January 31st, 2009 at 6:11 pm
this better be a joke…
nobody could honestly be that retarded
January 31st, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Hey, I wasn't kidding when I said those tips were only for Eco Pro-Bowlers.
June 30th, 2009 at 11:57 am
nice site d00d…
heres mine…
January 8th, 2010 at 11:08 am
Valentines Bear
It is nice to read but hard to adopt.
February 3rd, 2010 at 1:18 am
We’re super excited about SB XLIV. It’s a offensive shootout. I’ll take them Indianapolis Colts in a close one.