Alright, sit on down. I’ve got another confession to make. For just about my whole life… I’ve been an avid toothbrusher. *shocked gasps from audience*
Yes, it’s true *speaking loudly over crowd booing*. You might know some others who brush their teeth from time to time. I know a lot of people might be ashamed of it, but I’m gonna stand up and proudly admit to my brushing o’ the teeth.
Now that I’ve got that out of the way, lemme rap at you about a toothpaste goes by the name of Tom’s of Maine. I’ve recently had the pleasure of brushing my teeth with this fine toothpaste, and have no complaints. I’ve been using the “Clean Mint” variety, as seen rotch hur:
If you look closely, you’ll see that it’s just about run out. I’ve been using it for months, and would recommend it to anyone, even you, dear reader.
Not only does it taste nice and work well, but it’s the only natural whitening toothpaste to get the American Dental Association seal of approval! Zowie!
Now I can go on and on about this great, natural toothpaste, but I think it’d be best if you gave it a shot and formed your own opinion. When you do, you be sure to come on back and let Uncle EcoJoe know what you think. I’ll be right here.